Prospective roommates/landlords. Please chose one.
1. Asks about the timing of your meals and preferred cooking method.
2. Requires you to name your prescribed medications.
3. Insists that you join their food co-op. ("It's really not up to me," they say, shrugging their shoulders in a cutesy way. "It's in the bylaws.")*
4. Requests that you self-identify according to Myers-Briggs typology.
5. Asks you to discuss your application with their spouse at an international exchange.


*It actually is in the co-op's legalese (emphasis mine): "People who have the above living arrangements [co-habitation] must always join the Coop as households whether or not they intend to share Coop products." Children are exempt.